ROTFL! I'm soooo sorry for reporting you! If it makes you feel any better, I'd never really report you for that. In fact, I think that would be kind of hot. heehee I've read Draco/Dobby before and the Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus part seems almost believable. But the Bart Simpson part cracks me up to no end. What a group!
Strange that they know my favorite B&J ice cream flavor, too. Hmmm. This hits too close to home. LOL